stop me if you’ve heard this one
a commander walks into a bar
‘looks like garrus isn’t here yet,’ shepard says, pulling up a seat to start drinking alone
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that’s fucking genius
Shrimp~ This goes out to you, babe. ;D
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Wow crying okay
this is not okay
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This is so clever. Or maybe it’s just the English major in me that gets it.
yes. it’s only you, the english major who gets it
not the 200,000 other people who’ve also seen it
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Thanks, I now will never be able to take this scene seriously again. xD
I can’t even…
OH NO
SOMEBODY DRAW GARRUS AND KAIDAN IN RED SPEEDOS
I NEED THIS
NEED IT
Had this idea for a while now, since I saw the images above after the release of the Extended Cut. Although it’s been done, I decided to give it a go anyway.
On hindsight, I should have placed Garrus in shorts. But whatever. It’s funnier this way (I also tried having it above those protruding hip bone thingies, but high-cut doesn’t suit him. It looked like diapers… >.>).
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IT ALL STARTED FROM
AND NOW
I HAVE HAD IT WITH THIS WEBSITE
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